Diana Banana Pancakes

October 21, 2005

My lovely lady lumps….

Filed under: Uncategorized — dianabananapancakes @ 9:06 pm

Ok, so my parents are in Hawaii till the end of the month. I have been recruited to feed their pets while they are gone. So I’m driving with Ian in the car and we’re listening to the music on the radio on the way to my dad’s to let the dog out to “do his business” and this song comes up. Mind you, Ian is 4-1/2 yrs old.

Ian: “I like this song mommy.”
Me: “why?”
Ian: Telling me the parts of the song he likes: he says “got me spinning and lady lumps and the junk part.”
Me: Oh, ok.
{{Song comes to the verse “whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk”}}
Ian: “Haha, just like you have junk in your trunk, huh mommy?”
Me: {{laughing my ASS off at this point}} “Why do you say mommy has junk in her trunk?”
Ian: “Because you have the soccer ball and my shin guards and your hat and other stuff in the car trunk.”
Me: {{continuing to laugh hysterically}}
Ian: “You do have all that junk in your trunk, stop laughing.”
Me: “So, mommy has junk in her trunk, huh?”
Ian: “Yeah.” {pauses to sing with the part “she’s got me spiiiiniiing” I think they say spending, but he says spinning} “Mommy, what are lady lumps?”
Me: {speaking before thinking} “Boobies.” {DOH!}
Ian: “Mommy, you’re just making up words now aren’t you.”
Me: {{whew, an out!}}”Yeah, I’m just making up words, I don’t know what lady lumps are Ian.”
Ian: “Me either, but I’m not a lady, so I don’t have lady lumps.”
Me: “No, you don’t have lady lumps.”
Ian: “You should have lady lumps since you’re a lady.”
Me: “I think so, baby.”

Hells yeah I got lady lumps! In all their DD glory, haha.

“My Humps” by The Black Eyed Peas



  1. THIS is the funniest thing Ive read all day!! woo hoo!! too dang cute!! How weird is this?? Chloe takes a hip hop dance class…THIS song is what they are doing a routine too!! I just about died!! lol..and I can see your cutie saying all that to you….
    BTW..I linked your blog to mine…hope its OK!! 🙂

    Comment by {c} — October 22, 2005 @ 12:28 am | Reply

  2. Hahahaha… oh my god I so want to hang out with Ian.

    I, too, indulge myself in the occasional taken-out-of-context innuendo from the kiddo.

    Hahaha… lady lumps. Ian rocks.

    Comment by Melissa — October 22, 2005 @ 3:39 am | Reply

  3. That is hilarious! I have a different take on that song which I shall write about very soon!!

    Comment by Mama Duck — October 22, 2005 @ 6:35 pm | Reply

  4. I about pissed myself!!!
    Knowing the song—–and imagining you and Ian TOO FUNNY!!!!!
    Love Eric!

    Comment by Eric! — October 25, 2005 @ 3:07 am | Reply

  5. Ian asked the same question I was thinking! 😉 Boys will be boys, no matter the age. Some are just more innocent….

    Comment by Mike — October 25, 2005 @ 2:25 pm | Reply

  6. omg this is sooo funny!!! i love that song ahhaha what a cute kid!!!! awwww..

    Comment by ~Anna~ — October 25, 2005 @ 8:06 pm | Reply

  7. ROFL!!!!! Out of the mouths of babes!

    Comment by Nanner — October 26, 2005 @ 5:43 am | Reply

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